1. for this i would cheat and get the machete behind me

    for this i would cheat and get the machete behind me

    (via julietkmille-deactivated2012052)

    1 year ago  /  13,969 notes  /  Source: agiledash

    1. jazidreamer reblogged this from dickstridass and added:
      A box.. full of books and… A wooden slingshot
    2. alltimesupernatural reblogged this from oh-howthemightyfallinlove
    3. the-tardis-says-moo reblogged this from darkolive001
    4. darkolive001 reblogged this from teapartyofthemad and added:
      Well, I’d get my strong floral perfume, and my extremely heavy purse…. I’M OKAY, BITCHES!!!
    5. kenzierm reblogged this from humoristics
    6. lmeg9 reblogged this from the-moosetache and added:
      a large potted plant, and my heavy heavy backpack. I think I’m good
    7. sadpancake reblogged this from princessofthehufflepuff and added:
      my tablet and tablet pen??? I’m screwed????? unless they suddenly turn magical and I cant draw things into real life.
    8. princessofthehufflepuff reblogged this from whatkindofnameiszibby and added:
      So i have half an waten peanutbutter cup.and a frienship bracelette…
    9. asleep-atthe-wheel reblogged this from kookoomama
    10. cynderdustypaws reblogged this from thriftstorepirate and added:
      A book. And a motherfucking real and really tall Christmas tree. You see that zombies? Fuck u
    11. idyllic-glory reblogged this from missnothing-missnowhere
    12. missnothing-missnowhere reblogged this from alone-in-the-tardis and added:
      My computer monitor and my glass of water.
    13. alone-in-the-tardis reblogged this from frogsaremyfriends and added:
      a 14 inch Christmas tree and a bowl of cereal. Well.
    14. blackhead555 reblogged this from 96gummyworms and added:
      cool sexy 1
    15. kathygumm reblogged this from 96gummyworms
    16. mademoiselle-danger reblogged this from annamogo
    17. dannyxyz reblogged this from askfrostwindchill and added:
      im screwed all i got is a piece of paper and a waterbottle
    18. crazypeopleplaychess reblogged this from byakuyaspenis and added:
      A Guinness World Records book, and a bible. Imma die a book worm! :3
    19. hansel-and-gremlin reblogged this from huganaustralianday and added:
      a gardening thingy and a box of pads.
    20. huganaustralianday reblogged this from cantblogmelove and added:
      Coffee and Disinfectant spray, well I guess disinfectant spray is flammable.
    21. jolieangel reblogged this from lordflintjojo and added:
      my ipad and my iphone, i guess i could google how to survive a jump from my window..
    22. countforferdelig reblogged this from le-miaou and added:
      Cough syrup and Record collection… I will defeat you zombies While trippin and playing Umskiptar
    23. greetingsfromthemoonkingdom reblogged this from markvill and added:
      lipstick ballpoint pen and dishes
    24. jointheysaid reblogged this from christophwaltzedintomyheart and added:
      Husband, wii-mote. ……throw my hubby at them and run with the wii? x’DDDDD Nah…I think between the two of us we could...
    25. christophwaltzedintomyheart reblogged this from occifer-god and added:
      Phone, blanket. Maybe if I curl up under the blanket they won’t see me >.>
    26. teemmo reblogged this from listenclover and added:
      I’m holding this in front of my chest so…. My boobs will save me?
    27. dontalwaysbelievewhatyouretold reblogged this from whatkindofnameiszibby
    28. youvebeenlizzed reblogged this from badwolfwitchofspace and added:
      A chair and my sister? O.O
    29. occifer-god reblogged this from cantblogmelove and added:
      Phone, safety scissors. Yeah i could pull it off.
    30. whatkindofnameiszibby reblogged this from rated-michael and added:
      A butter knife, and my iPod. Let’s kick some Zombie BUTT!
    31. listenclover reblogged this from crescendmoon and added:
      A stapler and a Baskin Robins coupon. I’ll bribe my way out of their wrath with any sundae for $.99
    32. shiva-the-vulpix-girl reblogged this from napoleonwearsshortshorts and added:
      A cup of cocoa and my bag…. Well at least i’ll be prepared
    33. incontext89 reblogged this from wolfiewooz
    34. meganroisin reblogged this from lordflintjojo and added:
      A printer and a record player…
    35. vicky199318 reblogged this from lordflintjojo and added:
      Beth and a mug.
    36. inappropriateboner reblogged this from n0-cha1nz and added:
      My house phone and internet modem. Fuck.